Created using a list of hilarious slang terms for farting
Created using a list of hilarious slang terms for farting
Don’t even pretend for a second that you don’t… because we all do. Some try to hide it and others are a lot more open. But its biology and you can’t hide the fact that every single one of us passes gas. One thing about passing gas is that it’s almost always funny. At times when it’s your Grandmother who innocently slips one out, then turns to you with a big smile on her face. Or at times when you are in that elevator and know one of the other 4 people let one go while the others look at you as a possible suspect. Passing gas has become an almost guaranteed source of laughter Amidst all of our more serious t-shirts that include symbols of Peace, Awareness and Love we are thrilled to offer this more light-hearted t-shirt. We’ve collected a laugh out loud list of many different slang terms for what is most commonly called “the fart” and turned it into a gas mask.
back draft
bean bombers
beefer
beer fart
blame the dog
blow kisses
bologna sandwich essence
break wind
brown haze
bubblers
bum and flutter
butt burp
butt cheek squeak
butt trumpet
cornhole tremor
crop dusting
cushion creeper
cut the cheese
double flutterblast
drive by
drop a bomb
dutch oven
fart
fartrogen dioxide
fecal clouds
fire in the hole
flame thrower
gas
hot wind
hydrogen bomb
jersey torch
love puff
message from the interior
morning thunder
one-gun salute
poof
poofume
poopsie
poopy tunes
barking spider
prison break
puff the magic dragon
room clearer
shart
silent but deadly
smell-o-rama
sphincter whistle
stinker
trouser cough
tushie belches
| Color | Black, Navy, Red, Royal |
|---|---|
| Size | Large |
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